You see, it’s just that…that…well, doggone. It just seems a little unfair when you think about it. But everytime you rip daintily open a bite-sized reeces peanut butter cup, you end up with little chocolate slivers stuck to the paper. And I feel that the ratio of chocolate lost to chocolate devoured goes up with the bite-sized version. And I think to myself, If I’m only gettin’ one bite, you can bet your be-hind that I’m not gonna allow those little slivers to go to waste! And that’s when I find myself cleaning every little crevasse of that candy-wrapping with my tongue while I sit in traffic only to look up and see the person in the car next to mine smirking at me. And I think to myself, I bet you’re a candy-wrapper-licker too. You’re just a closet candy-wrapper-licker. And here I am, proud enough to do it in public! And then I begin to lick all the stickiness off my fingers in the most respectable way possible. Then change lanes. Quickly.
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